The question of the day….
imaweaponofmassiveconsumption:
I don’t know if anyone here knows this, but Unix is essentially everything computer-based. Steve Jobs had his own innovations, but man is essentially the sole reason why the internet exists.
Did not expect this. Rest in peace, sir.
this man basically gave birth to the internet
FUNNIEST AND TRUES SHIT EVER!
The part where he goes on about if you ain’t gotta poke her to make sure she’s alive made me laugh.
Once upon a time, I had to poke a girl to make sure she was alive. I’d seen the not moving, eyes rolled back in the head, twitch when the air hits them move before. This girl was just done. She passed out. Reality suggests it was more a matter of dehydration from the post-deployment marathon sex, but who the hell cares about reality?
I …. *laughs* I got nothing.
Eat the pussy right! 100% True… Ladies and Gents listen up! :P
This man is SO my fucking hero.
